My Wesley Snipes Journal

So tonight I've decided to look into Frodo's cream journal, (My Blade Journal) and I had a few laughs about it, because one sentence stated, "I saw a tall gay farting in our window, and I made an egg sandwich for him, Talk about getting my beauty sleep." It also kind of freaked me out, because after i read that, I swear I saw a gay peering into our window, I guess I should grab my vagina and take some enemas whenever I get the chance.