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The Thing In the Myst.

               Sorry I haven't been able to be able to be able to make a post recently. I have been forming a band with my friend Blue Eyes White Dragon. He plays almost about anything. Anyways. I was getting off topic (Lol \o/) So since I'm a ghetto capitalist and I swipe my EBT axe for just about anything. I decided to buy a brand new computer in my brand new lawn. I've been watching this really good show called Mr.Poo about a time traveling super meatball hero sub who steals peoples enemas in the past and drinks them in the distant future, he also has a pet monkey named Feffy. Yes. It's a pretty shitty name for a monkey. ANYWAYS. I decided that I wanted to go more into investigating into this tall man gay. My wife has been chanting his name and he really scares me. I went to the graveyard behind me lawn to see if I can locate the tall gay. To make it more convenient for him to find me, I went at approx 4 a.m. Just before my routine brand soggy biscuit with ghetto capitalist rawberry milk. When I went to the graveyard he saw me masturbating furiously. I went over to Streetlight and asked him for a Fleshlight, and a Manifesto. He gave me one and I used it to clap on-clap off. Then the tall gay with no smegma went up to me and told me that i needed to go to sleep. 
               I woke up the next day on my lawn with nothing buy boxers and hummus and pita. I finished the pita and realised I was burnt by the sun, I went inside to get tp to find Blue Eyes White Dragon and Frodo making out without me. I was sad. Tomorrow Frodo and I are going to the poop store to buy more Mr.Poo and his time traveling adventures. I feel as if there is a lukewarm sensation going down my throat as I type this. 

THE RETURN OF THE MASTER OF BLOGS

Sorry gays, I was busy spending time in jail because the MAN was keeping me down in the prison. Mkay? So while I was in jail, Frodo was giving me feedback on what was happening at lawn. She told me that the tall man in her head was becoming friends with her. I was kind of disappointed to be honest, She seemed a little TOO happy to becoming friends with him. Then i knew what was going on, It occurred to me like a drop of semen flying at me at 1.21 jiggawatts. Frodo was cheating on me with Blue Eyes White Dragon. I was very disgruntled with this news to myself so I ran over to the KFC to confront Blue Eyes White Dragon. I used my EBT card to buy KFC tokens and I played a few games, It was really fun, especially that game where you jump the invisible 10 times in a row for the extra chicken. Or Wesley Snipes. You can never go wrong with Wesley Snipes. Anyways. Blue Eyes White Dragon was inside the KFC costume and I went up with my chicken bukkit from my back pocket and then I shown Blue Eyes White Dragon in the foot, I asked him what he was doing with my wife. He told me that he wasn't doing my wife, he was in fact, having sexual carrot intercurse with Alex, my buttler, I thanked him for his honestly. I gave him a ADHESIVE BEGGIN' STRIPS for his cat. As the kids ran away from me, Considering I had a gun, I saw the tall man, in a chair. And he sucked up the children in his mouth like a aardvark after she found Pretty Colored Marbles in Jewby Tuesdays. I ran away as fast as I could, I got home and I hid the gun and the evanescence, We couldn't find a box for the gun to be hid inside, so we hid it inside of Alex.