THE RETURN OF THE MASTER OF BLOGS

Sorry gays, I was busy spending time in jail because the MAN was keeping me down in the prison. Mkay? So while I was in jail, Frodo was giving me feedback on what was happening at lawn. She told me that the tall man in her head was becoming friends with her. I was kind of disappointed to be honest, She seemed a little TOO happy to becoming friends with him. Then i knew what was going on, It occurred to me like a drop of semen flying at me at 1.21 jiggawatts. Frodo was cheating on me with Blue Eyes White Dragon. I was very disgruntled with this news to myself so I ran over to the KFC to confront Blue Eyes White Dragon. I used my EBT card to buy KFC tokens and I played a few games, It was really fun, especially that game where you jump the invisible 10 times in a row for the extra chicken. Or Wesley Snipes. You can never go wrong with Wesley Snipes. Anyways. Blue Eyes White Dragon was inside the KFC costume and I went up with my chicken bukkit from my back pocket and then I shown Blue Eyes White Dragon in the foot, I asked him what he was doing with my wife. He told me that he wasn't doing my wife, he was in fact, having sexual carrot intercurse with Alex, my buttler, I thanked him for his honestly. I gave him a ADHESIVE BEGGIN' STRIPS for his cat. As the kids ran away from me, Considering I had a gun, I saw the tall man, in a chair. And he sucked up the children in his mouth like a aardvark after she found Pretty Colored Marbles in Jewby Tuesdays. I ran away as fast as I could, I got home and I hid the gun and the evanescence, We couldn't find a box for the gun to be hid inside, so we hid it inside of Alex.